Happy Plant Size:Large I make a Ficus Alii

I make a Ficus Alii look like modern art and a Ficus Midnight Petite match my midnight vibes perfectly

the Philodendron Birkin is the ultimate gesture

I'm the Dieffenbachia Starbright - narrow leaves splashed and speckled in cream

Multifaceted

indirect light protects my pale patches (they sunburn first)

Happy Plant Size:Large I make a Ficus AliiNo need to say cheese I'm the Happy Plant, and the smile is permanent. My strappy, lime striped leaves erupt from sturdy canes like a plant that just heard good news, and my other name is the Corn Plant because, well, look at me. Pharrell wrote my theme song; I'm sure of it. The happiness is low effort: medium to bright indirect light, water when the topsoil dries (don't overdo it), and I'll grow into a proper indoor tree. Bonus: given a few years and